ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via fake-mermaid)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via kianlawley)

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(Source: whatsyournewurl, via smilingvintage)

at least i run faster than internet explorer

(Source: oddteens, via hotboyproblems)